May 2013
Hot Pokemons. Yes, you read right. Pokemons.
impalawings:
rulerofnothingimportant:
marglir:
You’ll know what I’m talking about here when you follow the link.
Link
WOW
is that
woah
there goes my self esteem
DARK MAGICIAN GIRL IS NOT A POKEMON.
realactualslut:
super-wolves:
laugh-til-ya-fart:
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
yoooooooo you got the joke wrong its supposed to be Claire Leigh i mean who the fuck names their kid Clearly
markpelledreamy:
the-perks-of-being-a-megan:
gan-firling:
lestradescakeprintthong:
dirk-gives-ironic-head:
moriartyisqueen:
Mitt Romney goes to prom Mitt Promney
Mitt Romney goes for food
Mitt Nomney
Mitt Romney gets a sex change
Mitt Momney
Mitt Romney is explosive Mitt Bombney
Mitt Romney can’t sleep
Mitt Insomney
Mitt Romney loses the election
Mitt Romney
does anyone else think that the borders .... →
lulz-time:
dendropsyche:
does anyone else think that the borders of Idaho and Montana kind of look like faces
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i don’t think aliens exist.... →
lulz-time:
tvspecial:
i don’t think aliens exist
then wtf do u call this
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“His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...”
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
renkos:
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
stfumras:
Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist
gundamnjack:
A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday.
The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs.
Having beaten him into...
onceagainsheishis:
nyehs:
“here come the nightbloggers”?
excuse me? i live in alaska. where i live, we have night for weeks at a time. check your day/night privilege you cisgeographical fuck
I’ve been waiting for this post.
nunnabe:
lulz-time:
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
why do they still make so much noise
why are they so pushy and impatient
why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
That fourth...
